NOUN BORG! It's the hot new TTRPG product category taking the world by storm and The Lingua Ludorum Community invites you to make your own Borg! It might get collated into a package and offered digitally. It might get collated and offered in print at "cost".
Here are the rules (one for each misery)...
- ONE page per entry. A5 portrait format with 3mm of bleed on all sides (in case this bullshit goes to print). However much stupid will fit on ONE A5 page, anyone who wants to write more can just use a smaller font.
- You must use the NOUN-BORG generator to get a prompt for your entry. Bonus points for including a screen cap.
- It must include the MÖRK BORG third party license, found HERE.
- It must be stupid.
- No using fucking AI. Stick that shit up your arsehole. Random generators like NOUN-BORG are okay. This is a new rule, replacing the former rule 5, which is now part of the intro text.
- You forgo all rights and claims of ownership to your soul, because you surely are going to hell for participating in this. Assuming you believe in that sorta stuff.
- Make it dark, make it borg; but avoid any racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, or otherwise discriminatory content.
Jam entries will be rated by anyone and everyone on the following categories (which are totally meaningless)...
- Most Borg
- Jeff
- Bonus Points
- and maybe Moistness
Top performers in each category might get prizes—besides the inevitable cash windfall from their kickstarters—such as...
- A chocolate-dipped Ikhon from mcglintlock's personal stock
- An original Johan Nohr drawing by Walton Wood
Lorcana commons signed by Karl Druidor not as apparently he wasn't being serious- Strega Wolf's upcoming migraine
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Roll Dice. Shit Dies.
We are the beef.
It's a lot like MÖRK BORG, but with singing!
We have MÖRK BORG at home
It's set in the land before time
Like MÖRK BORG, but with more hit points
Stretchgoal Edition! Funding on Kickstarter now!
Funny little project for the Noun Borg game jam about being a vile group of dudes bent on destroying the world.
PLAY AS CATS IN ANY BORG
Now with 100% less MÖRK
Are you lucky enough to get a Panda kiss?
nonsense hack by a nonsense hack. we're whalers in the mork.
A mouth puckeringly original and cleverly named hack (in)compatible with Mörk Borg
This is stupid. Also, a parody.
GET RICH QUICK OR DIE TRYING
This DIY bowling game is the perfect way to simulate vehicular homicide using common household items.
a one page mork borg system about that famous game
A game about gradually turning into a big horrible chicken.
You’ve been digging in an old crypt and found some VERY CURSED SPOONS.
Ask me about Superhero Borg!
It takes place in ancient Greece
You are a damned pony.
It's about protecting what's yours
A Noun Borg Hack
An RPG in the coal-fired apocalypse
Playing a mortal character is boring. Here's something better.
YOU do not BELONG to this REALM...BORG
Mörk Borg Class and Follower Supplement
The ultimate NOT conversion guide to bring 5e content to Mörk Borg!
It’s about digging your own grave. And hopefully lying in it.
Mutant Turtles fighting Lactose Intolerance!
For https://itch.io/jam/noun-borg
It's a lot like MÖRK BORG, but with karate
Tolkien Estate may send their assassins after me, but I'll publish this if I have to die for it!
Travel through the ages of Mörk Borg universes
You've eaten their cereal. Now defeat them in battle.
Fun rules to implement into Mörk Borg! (clickbait)
Include Panzers in your Mörk Borg adventure | Incluye Panzers en tu aventura de Mörk Borg
Like MÖRK BORG, but with more stats
Roll up your wiener!
Sword Borg (Ages 18+) is about Stimulation
Fighting is all about learning about ourselves, and the friends we make along the way.
Theys Bugs (Made for the Noun Borg game jam)
It's about beating off a dead horse
Play the trigger happy "Hero", eat triangle chips, blame Lag and Pay Respects
Quien Es Mas Macho?
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